So another valuable lesson brought to you by my current work situation:
Honesty only gets you into trouble….so be dishonest!
This goes well with what I discovered a few weeks ago:
Be lazy, cause the hard workers will do your work because they have finished theirs.
Will Ferrell – Only the funniest man alive.
Featured in all of my favorite movies:
Step Brothers, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Zoolander, Blades of Glory, A Night at the Roxbury, Semi-Pro and The Other Guys.
How can one man be so funny, I can literally quote so many lines from these movies and it keeps me entertained for hours. (many a night spent quoting movies and bantering with other people on Facebook doing the same thing!)
This house is a fucking prison!
On Planet Bullshit!
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
(I find myself saying this over and over in my head at work.)
I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
PURE GOLD and never fails to make me laugh!!
Must get into bed, it is nearly American Pickers time! Boo Ya!
I have an unhealthy addiction to Nelly Songs.
That man is a legend.
Lyrical genius 🙂
Here’s a wee sample :
Pimp juice (This one is fo’ you Rach)
Bitch please, (GET OUT) but don’t you slam that do’
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF! befo’ you touch that flo’
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don’t cha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don’t cha?
You’re in a hurry – SLOW DOWN! – and I might letcha touch it
You ain’t from Russia, so bitch why you Rushin’?
Another man I like and probably shouldn’t – Sean Paul.
“Woman get busy just shake that booty no stop when the beat stops just keep swinging it
get jiggy get crunked up percolate anything you want to call it
oscillate your hip and don’t take pity.”
Whatta tha hell that mean???? WHO CARES!
Shake that booty!
So..had a busy weekend!
Hit up the lollie warehouse and spent way too much money on chocolate and poptarts! (only the best breakfast food ever!)
Had to vote of course! Only reason I go is for the sausage and bake sale.
Had a chillaxed night in and hung with my man, booze and a movie!
Bout to cook myself a steak and pour a cider. Bliss!
Mmmm my yummys breakfast and lunch I had today!
So nothing much new to report! I’ve been flat out with work and study and filling the rest of my time with sleep!!!!
I’m now studying at TAFE as part of my work. A certificate III in Animal Technology. Every Tuesday evening! YAY..
So with that comes assignments….not hard just fiddly!
and in between all that….i’m packing to move house!
It is going to be a busy next few weeks!
So…This weekend just gone, I spent it ALL at Griffith University practicing how to take blood from humans!
I sticked everything from a fake arm, a pillow and then real arms!
I was not filled with a great deal of confidence and that was half the reason why I did this course. I normally freak out when somebody watches me do simple tasks…..I like to be left alone!
But never the less I went in a did it.
I sat an exam at home after having a few bevy’s to celebrate St Patty’s Day – and passed might I add with 69/70!
I had to recite all the names of the blood tubes and…most of all learn how to take blood.
Well – my technique is good and I passed!
I ❤ Wednesday Nights – American Pickers. I WANT THAT JOB!
So in my constant effort to keep my mind busy….I have yet enrolled in another course….on my weekend…which I don’t know why I keep doing??????????????????
But never the less I have enrolled in a Pathology and Specimen Collection course, offered by the Western Australia School of Pathology. So basically…I’m learning the in’s and out’s of stealing your blood!!!!!!!!!! Mwhhhahahahahahahahahha
But in all seriousness….I think it will be interesting and….challenging! Just what I CRAVE!
I even get to try and take a REAL persons blood – let’s hope I buddy up with someone who has awesome, visible, well placed veins!
I will let you know how I go, but either way I get a certificate saying what I was competent in. BOO YA!